let’s fly

bbc weather update: from 11am today until 2100ish and from 10am tomorrow until 1800ish, have your superman suit on. it’s the one with undie on top in case you’ve not used it since long. perfect weather conditions. no need to even raise your arms, you will be uplifted. make sure you’ve your night vision cameras if flying today or your brolley if tomorrow!

source: inner child


joys of chores

inner child speaks “there are fewer more important tasks in life than loading a dishwasher, putting clothes out to dry, vacuuming the house. and such mission critical jobs need careful planning and a bit of a brainstorming. during one such very interesting and life enriching task of putting the shower curtain and bathroom mats out on the cloth liner to dry, i was told by she-kid, with greater emphasis, that we should always wash the curtain whenever we do the mats. ok. some very life-changing decisions are being made this very moment. this will have some serious and major repercussions on the entire existence of this Universe. be prepared, you’ve been warned! amen”


hello friends, inner child here๐Ÿšผ

every now and then you are guided by the guys upstairs (well, he means stumble upon) (nah-nah-na-nana, don’t listen to the big boy – he will try to show his maturity by commenting in italics – i say to him “argo” – to understand what it means you need to watch the movie “argo” ๐Ÿ˜œ)ย and you find some lovely toys ๐ŸŽพโšฝ๐Ÿ€ to play with that brings more fun in your life. the inner child has “found” some amazing toys in his kindergarten and would like to share them here:

  1. clean your soiled boots with your daddy (higher self meditation self clearing system) found this at; cameron day – what an amazing guy. don’t know him personally but after listening and reading to what he has produced, he gets a candy ๐Ÿญ from me – “only one though, i want the rest for myself” inner child is yelling

  2. free activations and meditations and what not atย – what a blessing this beautiful lady judy satori is! she “channels” spirit and speaks in light language. the grownup boy’s logical brain couldn’t brush this one aside as hogwash in spite of what she “speaks” sounds funny, and you know what, inner child gets goosebumps, buzzing, tingling in crown chakra and pictures of chocolates ๐Ÿฌ whilst listening to her audios.ย inner child sends her lots and lots of hugs and love ๐Ÿ’– and no, light language doesn’t mean she sits beside a lamp and keep turning the lights on and off while speaking!!

  3. free violet flame invocation at a lovely lady called troika’s site – there’s also a mp3 available to download for free – she was born “awake” (inner child wonders if she ever sleeps..heehee). last year inner child purchased a box full of toys from her which has something to do with making the wheels of your cycle to move faster ๐Ÿšฒ (what!!!!) (he means activating your chakras to vibrate at a higher 5D frequency.๐Ÿ˜Ž) and also one that allows you to switch on the light bulb in your brain ๐Ÿ’ก (you must be joking!!!) (read that as activating your pineal gland ๐Ÿ˜ญ), one that gives you more chocolates, ice creams and brownies ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ (and you thought it must be fun living with this kid!! he means violet flame transmission for abundance)ย ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท amongst many things. inner child sends her loads and loads of gratitude and yes, some herbs so she can rest and sleep a little while ๐Ÿ’ค

  4. this next toy comes courtesy a famous man called tom kenyon who sets you right by talking to you ๐Ÿ”Š (sound healer!) head off hereย to pluck from the tree (download!!) as many fruits as you like. inner child enjoys “the elevatron” “hatharion stream of light” and “the inner sun sound meditation” in particular which helps him stay sane in this game called ass-ension (oops sorry he means ascension! lord help me!!)

  5. last but never the least, that which comes from the horse’s mouth ๐ŸŽ - watching fireworks ๐ŸŽ† (receivingย embedded energies) and the ‘set you right’ lightsaber ๐Ÿ”ฆ(healing rays!!) like pumpkin ray, rainbow ray, oceanic ray (these are actual names btw; he didn’t make them up – thank god!!) in jack’s initial messages atย

  6. hang on, one more. musical rapture. no, seriously. here’s what it says at

The frequency of this Celestial Music communicates with the Divine Intelligence of the body at a cellular level raising the consciousness of each cell. As the music soothes and comforts the cells, the bodyโ€™s natural ability to heal itself is enhanced.”

try the toys yourself if you like and yes, don’t listen to the big boy – he’s lost it – unless he writes “it is actually fun and amazing living with this kid” which he did, so he too gets kisses ย ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

let your inner child play and have fun ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ